Sunday, April 22, 2007

Grindhouse: Like two old awesomely shitty movies, only way better

Now, I've seen my fair share of exploitation double/triple features thanks to the guys down at Exhumed Films and the Philadelphia Film Festival's Danger After Dark series, so I was well prepared for Grindhouse when I saw it with Corey and Ringo last night. The movie gets off to a great start with a fake trailer for Machete, starring Danny Trejo. It looks like just about the most awesome thing I could imagine:


Danny Trejo is such a bad ass that not only did he serve time in San Quentin but he also won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles while he was there. I have no idea what "welterweight" is but I'm pretty sure that means he could kick the crap out of everyone in prison. And I guess I'm not the only one who who fell in love with the idea. It looks like Robert Rodriguez is working on a feature-length version of Machete. I've never been excited about a direct-to-video release before!

After the preview, we get into the meat of the film with Rodriguez's Planet Terror:


This is a post 9/11 zombie flick that is completely disgusting and an awful lot of fun. When people get shot, blood erupts from their bodies and cars blow-up for no apparent reason. The whole thing is just infused with a genuine affection for old exploitation movies and a real joy of film making. Oh, and somehow Rose McGowan with a machine gun leg is even hotter than it sounds:


After a few more super-awesome trailers comes Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof:


First of all, who knew that Sidney Poitier's kid (the irritatingly named Sydney Poitier) had such a great ass? Secondly, Kurt Russell is still great. I don't want to talk about the plot at all because I think it's got a couple of nice surprises. However, I will say that I think it's Tarantino's most subversive film to date. A lot of people seem to complain that this one is boring but I think that's because it's got a lot of character development. And that's something more movies could use.

Also, Grindhouse features Fergie and I think this picture pretty much sums up her role in the film:

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